Nah. There's room for a few more. =]
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
- Don't cut your hair. Ever.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of your cat.
- Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
- You have too many shoes.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
- Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
- You have enough clothes.
- Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
- Nothing says, "I love you" like sex.
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I really wish you could have seen this in person. Suspenders over a tucked-in t-shirt with holes in it, jeans above the navel, crossed legs, and the best part of all (which you can't see in the picture), BLUE POLKA-DOTTED shoelaces!!! What a gem.
A couple years ago, I almost wrote off Best Buy for good. Then about a year ago, they started pulling things together as Circuit City and CompUSA went out of business. Things have been continually improving ever since. I have been a part of Best Buy's RewardZone program since its inception about 6 years ago. And apparently I spend so much money there that I am part of their Premier Silver membership, which comes with some special perks and benefits (like free shipping from their online store, no restocking fees on returns, and a more liberal return policy in general). Tonight I received an email from Best Buy, announcing their personal shopper program. The program provides a dedicated phone number and email address for Premier Silver customers. I'm assuming it's a similar service to what Apple offers in their stores (except Best Buy's service is via phone and email), and I have yet to try it, but it's a nice touch for such a large retailer to start offering more personalized service to their customers. -------- Original Message --------
| From: | Best Buy Reward Zone <BestBuyRewardZone@emailinfo.bestbuy.com> |
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| Subject: | Personal Shoppers and 500 Reward Zone® bonus points for our most valued customers |
| Date: | Tue, 18 May 2010 07:14:24 -0600 |
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I had never driven a Mini Cooper but now that I've had a few days behind the wheel of one, I want one of my own really bad!!
A few months ago, I posted about a blue Nissan Sentra that was driving around with a Tustin Lexus license plate frame. [original post here] It caught my eye because I thought it was odd to see an older model Nissan driving around with a Lexus frame.
Well, as it turns out, today (4 months later) I happened to find myself behind the same car, except almost 20 miles away.
Today in Fullerton, CA
December in Costa Mesa, CA...
And here's a map to show where I came across the same car.
With the 3 million people living in Orange County, what are the odds? Maybe it happens more than we think.