I'm not going to even bother dissecting this hideousness. It would take me too long. The people at Chase should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, according to the Wayback Machine, the website hasn't changed since 2006, which equates to about 28 internet years - a very long time.
And somebody even created a Chrome Extension to modify the design of the Chase account portal when using Chrome. Once people start using their own CSS to improve the functionality of your website, it might be a good indicator that it's time to start over.