Top Tobias quotes from Arrested Development

I just blue myself.

I'll be your wingman. Even if it means I have to take a chubby. I will suck it up.

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

I can already taste those meaty leading man parts.

I just can't seem to get one in the can...

I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.

"Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?" Tobias: "well i guess you could say i am Bi-curious"

I see you wasted no time filling my "seat hole"

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Tobias: Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: I like hot sailors. Tobias: Mmm... me too.

Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful.

I'm sure wherever your father is she loves you very much.

Tobias: No, no. It's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottem': O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth. Michael: We just call it a sausage Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies. Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottom': "Take your fun fun!"

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Tobias: ...I seemed to have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. Michael: As a member of the Blue Man Group? Tobias: Oh, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.

There are literally dozens of us...dozens!!!

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Oh really? Then have sex with this girl right now. Go on. Have some sex with her.

Let the great experiment begin!

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