From an email chain (no, I don't normally read them). But it's too good to not pass on.
John Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a dress shirt,
(MADE IN SRI LANKA)
(MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes.
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking breakfast in his new electric skillet,
(MADE IN INDIA)
(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car,
(MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with gas,
(from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer,
(MADE IN MALAYSIA) John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals,
(MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine,
(MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV,
(MADE IN INDONESIA) and then wondered why he couldn't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA.